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Slimone0720atTheY
Age 46 From Millbury, Massachusetts - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
KikMrdongbagel
I Can Speak  
English, Portuguese
I Would Describe Myself As  
First three letters of my first name, is where you can find me. Same with my headline. I can't do anything here except flirt, haha, aye. Even Aff is more user friendly.
Musician, stoner, artist, and sports fanatic with an oral fixation. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค Run a Budandbreakfast here in Millbury Ma, which is next to Worcester. Cannabis friendly lodging. We have a featured destination. Flower, cannabutter, edibles and kief are all provided. Find me on the other places that I hinted. Oh, I Love Investigation Discovery!
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Crash&Burn Budandbreakfast Host
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Using my face as a massage pad. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Elvira. ๐Ÿฅฐ
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Had the golden ticket signed to a major metal label during my days shredding riffs in Flatlined, which, is on YooooUuuTuuube.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Satire, Science Fiction, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that involves weed, beer, laughter and open-mindedness.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Silly, outgoing geese, like me. Just be you. Who gives a fuck what others say. Most butthurt people are insecure for many reasons. Typically mommy issued men/children.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex
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